Abject Suffering

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

828 episodes of Abject Suffering since the first episode, which aired on January 9th, 2013.

  • Episode 109: Mario's Early Years

    October 5th, 2015  |  45 mins 36 secs

    This week on Abject Suffering, we learn a valuable lesson. To never do educational games again.

  • Episode 108: I Wanna Be the Guy

    September 28th, 2015  |  38 mins 50 secs

    This week we talk about [dies]

  • Episode 107: Quest 64

    September 21st, 2015  |  38 mins 18 secs

    Journey with us to the heart of blandness. Watch for the polygons, they're extra sharp this time of year.

  • Episode 106: The Angel Quiz

    September 14th, 2015  |  56 mins 50 secs

    Part 2 of the Zoo Dog Chronicles proceeds, with us taking the Angel Quiz. Will we ascend to heaven? Or will be burn in hell?

  • Episode 105: The Zoo Race

    September 7th, 2015  |  39 mins 48 secs

    Welcome to the series finale of Abject Suffering, because we'll never find anything better than this. Pack it up and turn out the lights, Cheers-style.

  • Episode 104: Barney's Hide and Seek Game

    August 31st, 2015  |  45 mins 26 secs

    Come out, come out, wherever you are. Barney loves you. Barney wants to find you. Barney wants to kiss you forever.

  • Episode 103: Zombie Nation

    August 24th, 2015  |  36 mins 43 secs

    What's the most patriotic thing to do with your own dead body? The answer may surprise you.

  • Episode 102: Legend

    August 17th, 2015  |  33 mins 25 secs

    Scientists toiled for years to create a game whose title is invisible to modern search engines. This is the fruit of their labor.

  • Episode 101: The Karate Kid

    August 10th, 2015  |  38 mins 18 secs

    Listen in to hear two sad adults talk about how their adolescence was shaped by a fascination with violence.

  • Episode 100: Action 52

    August 3rd, 2015  |  1 hr 37 mins

    It's the 100th episode, so it only makes sense that we talk about Action 52. Numerlogically, of course. Let's consider the rippling chests of the Cheetahmen, while we record live in front of our most loyal Patreon backers.

  • Episode 99: Bert's Dinosaurs

    July 27th, 2015  |  29 mins 36 secs

    This paint program inspired us to talk about the depraved life of Mr. Ed as a depraved BDSM sub, and we add another to the ranks of Friends of Abject Suffering.

  • Episode 98: Illbleed

    July 20th, 2015  |  38 mins 36 secs

    It's a redemption the likes of which can only be delivered on Abject Suffering, as we find goodness within a maligned classic and gather enemies along the way.