Abject Suffering

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

820 episodes of Abject Suffering since the first episode, which aired on January 9th, 2013.

  • Episode 89: Puggsy

    May 17th, 2015  |  31 mins 21 secs

    The Psygnosis Train continues in our first live-streamed episode of Abject Suffering. Kole brought Puggsy to the table, a staple of his childhood that -- it turns out -- isn't so much terrible as it is inscrutable. Also, we discuss lycanthropic buildings.

  • Episode 88: Ganja Farmer

    May 11th, 2015  |  41 mins 8 secs

    Prepare to beat up two nerd with conflicted opinions about marijuana culture. Also, prepare for a Crick-esque surprise.

  • Episode 87: Casper

    May 4th, 2015  |  37 mins 38 secs

    An earnest discussion on ghosts, jerkin' it right, and the nature of belief.

  • Episode 86: Bad Rats: The Rats' Revenge

    April 27th, 2015  |  35 mins 4 secs

    The odds were stacked against us. However, a despicably racist and universally reviled game can still bring some delight. Bring it on, Bad Rats.

  • Episode 85: Bram Stoker's Dracula

    April 20th, 2015  |  28 mins 16 secs

    It's another movie pitch that's sure to make us millions: Dracula Force 5. It's a crisis on infinite Transylvanias as every representation of Dracula in media throughout history converges to fulfill some dark purpose.

  • Episode 84: Tom & Jerry

    April 13th, 2015  |  42 mins 22 secs

    We are on the verge of a dark future where the best of men know that their satisfaction can only be guaranteed if they take it into their own hands. But the powers that be are dead set on denying humanity their purpose.

  • Episode 83: The Crow: City of Angels

    April 6th, 2015  |  31 mins 22 secs

    Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the new nadir. Though we often traffic in bizarre oddities and inscrutable ventures, The Crow: City of Angels is a failure on every level.

  • Episode 82: Shadow of the Beast

    March 30th, 2015  |  25 mins 16 secs

    Cloudy with a chance of eye storms.

  • Episode 81: Onesimus: The Quest for Freedom

    March 23rd, 2015  |  34 mins 18 secs

    And lo, the Lord sayeth, render a game unto my people based upon Z-List Bible characters. And it was not good.

  • Episode 80: Mickey Mousecapade

    March 16th, 2015  |  32 mins 34 secs

    Countdown to when Iron Man bursts through my apartment wall to issue a cease and desist. Then the Goof Troop will haul me off to the big mouse.

  • Episode 79: The Fantastic Adventures of Dizzy

    March 9th, 2015  |  26 mins 34 secs

    On this occasion, Abject Suffering finally comes into its own, transforming into what we always knew it would be: The Egg Cast. Thank you for ushering in this apotheosis, Dizzy.

  • Episode 78: Air Fortress

    March 2nd, 2015  |  41 mins 12 secs

    Discussion of Air Fortress, a serviceable yet boring shoot 'em up / jump 'em up, quickly turns to erotic fan fiction about the robot from Lost in Space, the curse of penis-shaped food, and powdered peanut butter.