Abject Suffering

Episode Archive

Episode 4: Mike Tyson's Intergalactic Power Punch

February 20th, 2013 | 39 mins 41 secs

While just blog-checkin' on Tyson, we found this amazingly awful and weird game. Things take a turn for the serious as we talk about the ethics of professional sports, and how they relate to Space Jam.
Episode 3: Captain Novolin

February 5th, 2013 | 37 mins 31 secs

It's a dark night for the world... Mandatory Municipal Pepsi has rendered the entire population diabetic, and only one man, Captain Novolin can save us. Eat the good aliens, and avoid the bad, and hope to Christ that you have enough blood.
Episode 2: Kid Kool

January 23rd, 2013 | 33 mins 12 secs

Kid Kool is here to teach you the ways of love, as he begins our long and fruitful affair with bad NES platformers. Have you been good? If you died today, would you go to Jump Heaven or Speed Hell? We will all be judged, abjectly.
Episode 1: Revolution X

January 9th, 2013 | 33 mins 11 secs

Living it up while you're going down? Picture Steven Tyler making a series of tuna fish sandwiches, while you're suffering through a pretty crappy light gun game. That's Revolution X.