Abject Suffering

Episode 113: Mountain Bike Rally

November 2nd, 2015 | 34 mins 14 secs

Now we need to strike exercise games off of our list, although this did teach us about the futility of ever trying to control our actions.

Episode 112: Monster Party

October 26th, 2015 | 39 mins 29 secs

What does Monster Party have in common with going to municipal water treatment plants and living in a spooky RV? NOTHING.

Episode 111: Mortal Kombat: Special Forces

October 20th, 2015 | 48 mins 58 secs

Gate 1 darkness the world of demons Gate 2 my guards are watching you Gate 3 only evil lives here Gate 4 theres no way out Gate 5 feel the fire Gate 6 pick up your weapons and fight And dance with the devil

Episode 110: Total Recall

October 12th, 2015 | 34 mins 53 secs

Howdy, Quaid. If you're watching this, that means that Kuato is dead, and you led us to him. I knew that you wouldn't let me down. Sorry for all of the shit I've put you through, but hey, what are friends are for?

Episode 109: Mario's Early Years

October 5th, 2015 | 45 mins 36 secs

This week on Abject Suffering, we learn a valuable lesson. To never do educational games again.

Episode 108: I Wanna Be the Guy

September 28th, 2015 | 38 mins 50 secs

This week we talk about [dies]

Episode 107: Quest 64

September 21st, 2015 | 38 mins 18 secs

Journey with us to the heart of blandness. Watch for the polygons, they're extra sharp this time of year.

Episode 106: The Angel Quiz

September 14th, 2015 | 56 mins 50 secs

Part 2 of the Zoo Dog Chronicles proceeds, with us taking the Angel Quiz. Will we ascend to heaven? Or will be burn in hell?

Episode 105: The Zoo Race

September 7th, 2015 | 39 mins 48 secs

Welcome to the series finale of Abject Suffering, because we'll never find anything better than this. Pack it up and turn out the lights, Cheers-style.

Episode 104: Barney's Hide and Seek Game

August 31st, 2015 | 45 mins 26 secs

Come out, come out, wherever you are. Barney loves you. Barney wants to find you. Barney wants to kiss you forever.

Episode 103: Zombie Nation

August 24th, 2015 | 36 mins 43 secs

What's the most patriotic thing to do with your own dead body? The answer may surprise you.

Episode 102: Legend

August 17th, 2015 | 33 mins 25 secs

Scientists toiled for years to create a game whose title is invisible to modern search engines. This is the fruit of their labor.

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