Abject Suffering

607: James Cameron's Dark Angel

April 28th, 2025  |  36 mins 15 secs

Given how many super soldiers there are out there, you’d think there would be more social support for them. Groups, meetings, organizations. Shit, did I just reinvent the Venture Bros. from first principles? Come in and find out!

“Why is one of the hosts named differently? What happened!?” Kaye is transitioning! Find out more here.

606: Jurassic Park (SNES)

April 21st, 2025  |  42 mins 20 secs

This week a patron demand takes us into a discussion about a game that Gary likes quite a bit. The Jurassic Park SNES game is open world, mixed perspective, and overall a huge surprise, since Ocean doesn’t usually do work this interesting.

605: MegaRace

April 14th, 2025  |  44 mins 29 secs

It’s the future. You’re on a gameshow. You need to wipe out the speed gangs with vigilante car violence, murdering every last one of them… for real! But not really though. But really, it’s VR. But it’s LIKE death. But not death. We can’t emphasize enough how unlike and like real death this is.

604: Dennis Miller: That's News to Me

April 7th, 2025  |  36 mins 16 secs

Cybermania ‘94 reminded us that there’s a Dennis Miller game on the 3DO. And we figured we might as well take a deep dive into a guy who sucks, via talking about a very strange multimedia product from the nineties.

603: Tony Hawk's Underground 2

March 31st, 2025  |  40 mins 46 secs

We’ll be honest, this isn’t a bad game. A Tony Hawk game will generally have a high floor for quality, unless it’s Downhill Jam or something. No, this is here because you voted for it, and it’s also the most Bam Margera you’re going to get in a video game by volume. And though we love Jackass, there’s a lot to dislike about ol’ Bam Bam himself.

602: Popstar Guitar

March 24th, 2025  |  35 mins 41 secs

A sub-par Guitar Hero clone that doesn't list band names or anything. Just shitty, shitty covers of pop songs.

601: Pigskin 621 AD

March 17th, 2025  |  38 mins 15 secs

What would it take to get you interested in football? Knights? Ogres? Vikings? Oh, none of the above… Well, you’re going to be very disappointed with this week’s game then. We’ll work on making tennis cooler next.

600: Tiger Handheld Electronics

March 10th, 2025  |  31 mins 49 secs

For our very special 600th episode, we talk about the most video game-shaped thing you could get that wasn’t a video game: the Tiger Handheld Electronics game. These heavily licensed consolation prizes were barely interactive, made heinous noises, and were ubiquitous in the early nineties. You can play many of them on the Internet Archive, but why would you?

599: Tuneland Starring Howie Mandel

March 3rd, 2025  |  34 mins 59 secs

Did you know that Howie Mandel made a series of kids games? Did you know that the music was a collaboration between artists from Pink Floyd, Yes, the Doobie Brothers, and Supertramp? If you did, that’s a very strange thing to know.

598: Get the Girl

February 25th, 2025  |  34 mins 22 secs

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597: Herc's Adventures

February 17th, 2025  |  36 mins 44 secs

Hey folks, Herc’s Adventures is actually kind of a good game. Made by the Zombies Ate My Neighbors team at LucasArts, it expands on that formula with some neat ideas like its novel death mechanic and its open world. But to be honest, a lot of this episode is informed by residual Guppy Energy left over from recording the Sonic 3 Adaptation Decay with Will.