Abject Suffering

Episode 68: Platoon

December 22nd, 2014 | 28 mins 4 secs

Two universal rules: Every dad will talk about Platoon, and never make eye contact with Kremlo.

Episode 67: Bubsy 3D

December 15th, 2014 | 31 mins 47 secs

Sometimes we get static over how little we talk about video games on this show. We fix that this week. We found a game so bad that it broke the show: Bubsy 3D.

Episode 66: The Simpsons - Bart vs. the Space Mutants

December 8th, 2014 | 30 mins 15 secs

It's all we ever wanted to do: to talk about The Simpsons on a show. But it shouldn't have been like this. Not like this. These aren't the aliens we were told to expect.

Episode 65: Metal Morph

December 1st, 2014 | 32 mins 6 secs

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Episode 64: Kick Master

November 23rd, 2014 | 27 mins 20 secs

Something written for information should be to the point and not too cute. This is an episode of the Abject Suffering program about the NES game Kick Master.

Episode 63: Circus Charlie

November 16th, 2014 | 33 mins 7 secs

"Circus Charlie" isn't the preferred nomenclature anymore, dude.

Episode 62: Solar Jetman

November 8th, 2014 | 31 mins 8 secs

So little in this life can be regained once it is lost. Hair that is cut off grows back. Sometimes Deborah will realize she's wrong and leave Reginald, returning to your waiting arms.

Episode 61: Athena / Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu

November 2nd, 2014 | 28 mins 8 secs

"Let's roll with it." "Throw it in." "Fuck it." These are words that cowards are afraid to say. We here at Abject Suffering are far from cowards. No, we don't just admit our mistakes, we lean INTO them.

Episode 60: SwordQuest: EarthWorld

October 26th, 2014 | 25 mins 52 secs

For Sale: Single Chalice, gold. Wands, scepters, gems and scimitars optional, will talk. No negotiation, cash only. I'm on to your games. I've been down this road before. Bow before the zodiac puzzlemaster.

Episode 59: Fester's Quest

October 19th, 2014 | 35 mins 28 secs

TV Land, 2:00 A.M. - The Addam's Family, "Not Without My Kitty." Uncle Fester has a breakthrough and attaches a functioning second dick to himself. Meanwhile, Gomez disrobes and devours Morticia's elbow skin.

Episode 58: Doug's Big Game

October 12th, 2014 | 30 mins 13 secs

Hey everyone, remember Doug? The nineties, am I right? Oh man, life is a grim chore.

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