Abject Suffering

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

361 episodes of Abject Suffering since the first episode, which aired on January 9th, 2013.

  • Episode 57: Fish Dude

    October 5th, 2014  |  27 mins 30 secs

    Listeners essentially listen to a podcast, and audio program released over the internet, about an ostensibly bad but actually good video game for the Gameboy called Fish Dude.

  • Episode 56: The Rocketeer

    September 28th, 2014  |  31 mins 26 secs

    BREAKING NEWS: Babe Ruth sinks a fly ball right into the cerebral cortex of Joseph Goebbels in this alternate universe where balls are the new phallic symbol.

  • Episode 55: Fist of the North Star

    September 21st, 2014  |  32 mins 4 secs

    Gather 'round and hear a tale of how two guys can't decide why they don't like anime.

  • Episode 54: Hydlide

    September 14th, 2014  |  26 mins 58 secs

    Cat*fish [kat-fish]: noun. 1. any of various fishes having a fancied resemblance to a cat.

  • Episode 53: Chex Quest

    September 8th, 2014  |  36 mins 41 secs

    GENERAL MILLS MEMORANDUM: All Staff. For several fiscal reporting periods, we've all felt the systemic pressure on the Chex brand that arises due to the close relationship between the corn-square vertical and the dairy vertical.

  • Episode 52: Bébé's Kids

    September 1st, 2014  |  31 mins 8 secs

    Job Posting: NEEDED - Tone Lōc Lookalike (or: Lōcalike). Does not need to sound like Tone Lōc, I will cover the auditory portion of the ruse. Need to handle infestation of Bébé's kids at my theme park. Will pay in funnel cakes and ride vouchers.

  • Episode 51: Psybadek

    August 25th, 2014  |  30 mins 28 secs

    Text found on a flyer of a Bronx corner store: "HEY, YOU KIDS. DROP YOU'RE CYBADEKS AND STOP CONTRIBUTIN TO THE DEGRADATION'S OF SOCIETY. THE NEXT CYPADEK I SEE IS GOING RIGHT IN THE GARBAGE" and then the rest is torn off.

  • Episode 50: Bad Mojo

    August 18th, 2014  |  38 mins 48 secs

    Fortune, and good mojo, have ordained that our 50th episode be about a good game that one of us actually played to completion!

  • Episode 49: Darkwing Duck

    August 10th, 2014  |  29 mins 27 secs

    Script Treatment: Duck Generations. EXT. -- DAY: Donald, Scrooge, Darkwing, and Jason Alexander waddle into a liquor store, shades perched precariously on their bill. Each squawks incomprehensibly, as if trying to out-fury each other.

  • Episode 48: Toys

    August 4th, 2014  |  28 mins 34 secs

    Hey Robin Williams: You cool, dawg? Can't quite settle on a single voice there. We're on to your "spaghetti against the wall" garbage. Black preacher? So played, and kind of racist. Nobody actually remembers when you were any good at anything.

  • Episode 47: Dudes With Attitude

    July 28th, 2014  |  33 mins 2 secs

    We were walking the perimeter of the Crick estate, shoring up the tree line and clearing brush. Michael kicked aside some beer cans, and chuckled quietly to himself. "What's so funny?" I asked, wiping my brow to keep the sweat bees at bay.

  • Episode 46: Master Chu and Drunkard Hu

    July 21st, 2014  |  25 mins 54 secs

    Mark another tally up on the "Canonical Worst Games" wall. Odds are good we're going to clear this pantheon out. One day a hard rain is gonna come, suffering style.

  • Episode 45: Toilet Kids

    July 13th, 2014  |  27 mins 49 secs

    Wherein we consistently miss the easiest target.

  • Episode 44: Legacy of the Wizard

    July 6th, 2014  |  33 mins 1 sec

    Legacy of the Wizard is a good game. Listen to us talking about making No. 3.

  • Episode 43: Godzilla

    June 29th, 2014  |  25 mins 55 secs

    With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound he pulls the spitting high tension wires down. Helpless people on a subway train scream, bug-eyed as he looks in on them.

  • Episode 42: Shadowrun

    June 22nd, 2014  |  28 mins 37 secs

    Mediocrity is the most mortal sin of all. So we'll kindly excuse ourselves out the side door.