Abject Suffering

Episode 52: Bébé's Kids

September 1st, 2014 | 31 mins 8 secs

Job Posting: NEEDED - Tone Lōc Lookalike (or: Lōcalike). Does not need to sound like Tone Lōc, I will cover the auditory portion of the ruse. Need to handle infestation of Bébé's kids at my theme park. Will pay in funnel cakes and ride vouchers.

Episode 51: Psybadek

August 25th, 2014 | 30 mins 28 secs

Text found on a flyer of a Bronx corner store: "HEY, YOU KIDS. DROP YOU'RE CYBADEKS AND STOP CONTRIBUTIN TO THE DEGRADATION'S OF SOCIETY. THE NEXT CYPADEK I SEE IS GOING RIGHT IN THE GARBAGE" and then the rest is torn off.

Episode 50: Bad Mojo

August 18th, 2014 | 38 mins 48 secs

Fortune, and good mojo, have ordained that our 50th episode be about a good game that one of us actually played to completion!

Episode 49: Darkwing Duck

August 10th, 2014 | 29 mins 27 secs

Script Treatment: Duck Generations. EXT. -- DAY: Donald, Scrooge, Darkwing, and Jason Alexander waddle into a liquor store, shades perched precariously on their bill. Each squawks incomprehensibly, as if trying to out-fury each other.

Episode 48: Toys

August 4th, 2014 | 28 mins 34 secs

Hey Robin Williams: You cool, dawg? Can't quite settle on a single voice there. We're on to your "spaghetti against the wall" garbage. Black preacher? So played, and kind of racist. Nobody actually remembers when you were any good at anything.

Episode 47: Dudes With Attitude

July 28th, 2014 | 33 mins 2 secs

We were walking the perimeter of the Crick estate, shoring up the tree line and clearing brush. Michael kicked aside some beer cans, and chuckled quietly to himself. "What's so funny?" I asked, wiping my brow to keep the sweat bees at bay.

Episode 46: Master Chu and Drunkard Hu

July 21st, 2014 | 25 mins 54 secs

Mark another tally up on the "Canonical Worst Games" wall. Odds are good we're going to clear this pantheon out. One day a hard rain is gonna come, suffering style.

Episode 45: Toilet Kids

July 13th, 2014 | 27 mins 49 secs

Wherein we consistently miss the easiest target.

Episode 44: Legacy of the Wizard

July 6th, 2014 | 33 mins 1 sec

Legacy of the Wizard is a good game. Listen to us talking about making No. 3.

Episode 43: Godzilla

June 29th, 2014 | 25 mins 55 secs

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound he pulls the spitting high tension wires down. Helpless people on a subway train scream, bug-eyed as he looks in on them.

Episode 42: Shadowrun

June 22nd, 2014 | 28 mins 37 secs

Mediocrity is the most mortal sin of all. So we'll kindly excuse ourselves out the side door.

Episode 41: Cho Aniki

June 15th, 2014 | 30 mins 20 secs

This might be the third rail, but I'll bend over and take it. Spray your disapproval all over me if you must, but I believe, to the very last drop of my being, that we need more positivity in this world. If it has to come in the form of Cho Aniki, in its

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