Abject Suffering

Episode 64: Kick Master

November 23rd, 2014 | 27 mins 20 secs

Something written for information should be to the point and not too cute. This is an episode of the Abject Suffering program about the NES game Kick Master.

Episode 63: Circus Charlie

November 16th, 2014 | 33 mins 7 secs

"Circus Charlie" isn't the preferred nomenclature anymore, dude.

Episode 62: Solar Jetman

November 8th, 2014 | 31 mins 8 secs

So little in this life can be regained once it is lost. Hair that is cut off grows back. Sometimes Deborah will realize she's wrong and leave Reginald, returning to your waiting arms.

Episode 61: Athena / Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu

November 2nd, 2014 | 28 mins 8 secs

"Let's roll with it." "Throw it in." "Fuck it." These are words that cowards are afraid to say. We here at Abject Suffering are far from cowards. No, we don't just admit our mistakes, we lean INTO them.

Episode 60: SwordQuest: EarthWorld

October 26th, 2014 | 25 mins 52 secs

For Sale: Single Chalice, gold. Wands, scepters, gems and scimitars optional, will talk. No negotiation, cash only. I'm on to your games. I've been down this road before. Bow before the zodiac puzzlemaster.

Episode 59: Fester's Quest

October 19th, 2014 | 35 mins 28 secs

TV Land, 2:00 A.M. - The Addam's Family, "Not Without My Kitty." Uncle Fester has a breakthrough and attaches a functioning second dick to himself. Meanwhile, Gomez disrobes and devours Morticia's elbow skin.

Episode 58: Doug's Big Game

October 12th, 2014 | 30 mins 13 secs

Hey everyone, remember Doug? The nineties, am I right? Oh man, life is a grim chore.

Episode 57: Fish Dude

October 5th, 2014 | 27 mins 30 secs

Listeners essentially listen to a podcast, and audio program released over the internet, about an ostensibly bad but actually good video game for the Gameboy called Fish Dude.

Episode 56: The Rocketeer

September 28th, 2014 | 31 mins 26 secs

BREAKING NEWS: Babe Ruth sinks a fly ball right into the cerebral cortex of Joseph Goebbels in this alternate universe where balls are the new phallic symbol.

Episode 55: Fist of the North Star

September 21st, 2014 | 32 mins 4 secs

Gather 'round and hear a tale of how two guys can't decide why they don't like anime.

Episode 54: Hydlide

September 14th, 2014 | 26 mins 58 secs

Cat*fish [kat-fish]: noun. 1. any of various fishes having a fancied resemblance to a cat.

Episode 53: Chex Quest

September 8th, 2014 | 36 mins 41 secs

GENERAL MILLS MEMORANDUM: All Staff. For several fiscal reporting periods, we've all felt the systemic pressure on the Chex brand that arises due to the close relationship between the corn-square vertical and the dairy vertical.

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