Abject Suffering
Why are you doing this to us?
About the show
This is a podcast that's nominally about bad games. In reality, it's about the horror of daily life, GameFAQs Gold, strange combatants in the battle of Good vs. Evil, and a singular patriarch known only as Crick. Every Monday, Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross choose a game at random from the titles submitted by listeners, play it, and venture off on a freeform discussion that winds between the topic at hand, and the absurd.
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Episodes
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509: Umbrella Corps.
June 12th, 2023 | 33 mins 53 secs
Gary and Kole review delicious, entirely edible Uncrustables.
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507: Muscle Giants
May 29th, 2023 | 34 mins 36 secs
Okay, but imagine more muscles. More. MORE, DAMN YOU!
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506: Wild 9
May 22nd, 2023 | 37 mins 18 secs
Please do not listen before listening to Wild 1-5, and 7-8. You can skip 6 and 0.
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505: Shadow Man: 2econd Coming
May 15th, 2023 | 35 mins 9 secs
7h1s 1s 0n3 y0u d0n'7 w4n7 70 m1ss, f0lk5.
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504: Astyanax
May 8th, 2023 | 36 mins 51 secs
I had to check the title five times to make sure I spelled it right. Whoever was in charge of localizing this game made some interesting naming choices.
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503: Yerr Out!
May 1st, 2023 | 33 mins 53 secs
Finally a game that answers the question, why do we pay professional athletes when there's a perfectly good bear right there?
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502: Creature Shock
April 24th, 2023 | 36 mins 24 secs
"The game was one of the first extensive CD-ROM titles and used full-motion video for both cutscene and interactive portions. It is over a gigabyte in size over two discs." --Wikipedia
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Episode 501: BMX XXX
April 17th, 2023 | 51 mins 44 secs
Are you ready to have a BONER while you BIKE?! Bike Boner?!
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Episode 500: The Legend of Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
April 10th, 2023 | 52 mins 21 secs
Big round number is big AND round.
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Episode 499: Two Crude Dudes
April 3rd, 2023 | 37 mins 26 secs
These dudes are past bad. They're downright crude.