Exquisite Suffering Bonus: The Tripp Hawkins Letter

In a first for us, we bring you some DLC for an existing episode of Exquisite Suffering. In the Portal Runner episode, we bring up a letter that 3DO's Tripp Hawkins wrote to GamePro, complaining about the low scores their game received. During the recording of the main episode, we only found scraps of the letter. However, superstar community member Gwen Static dug up the entire thing. So this appendix is a reading of this heinous letter, and a live reaction to how wrongheaded it is.