Exquisite Suffering 89: Portal Runner

It's shocking that we've recorded nearly 500 of these things, and haven't yet talked about an Army Men game. Well, here we are. The first thing you need to understand is that there's a depressing amount of Army Men lore. The second thing you need to understand is that 3DO was a massive bully to publications. The third thing you need to understand is that this game was released on 9/11/2001.