Abject Suffering

Episode 46: Master Chu and Drunkard Hu

July 21st, 2014 | 25 mins 54 secs

Mark another tally up on the "Canonical Worst Games" wall. Odds are good we're going to clear this pantheon out. One day a hard rain is gonna come, suffering style.

Episode 45: Toilet Kids

July 13th, 2014 | 27 mins 49 secs

Wherein we consistently miss the easiest target.

Episode 44: Legacy of the Wizard

July 6th, 2014 | 33 mins 1 sec

Legacy of the Wizard is a good game. Listen to us talking about making No. 3.

Episode 43: Godzilla

June 29th, 2014 | 25 mins 55 secs

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound he pulls the spitting high tension wires down. Helpless people on a subway train scream, bug-eyed as he looks in on them.

Episode 42: Shadowrun

June 22nd, 2014 | 28 mins 37 secs

Mediocrity is the most mortal sin of all. So we'll kindly excuse ourselves out the side door.

This might be the third rail, but I'll bend over and take it. Spray your disapproval all over me if you must, but I believe, to the very last drop of my being, that we need more positivity in this world. If it has to come in the form of Cho Aniki, in its

Episode 40: Strider

June 8th, 2014 | 29 mins 38 secs

Like thieves in the night, we assassinate a game that is misguidedly referred to as a "classic" by some poor souls who don't know any better.

Episode 39: A Week of Garfield

June 1st, 2014 | 31 mins 38 secs

Being on a weekly format, we've had to cut some corners. Syndication is tough, so in order to keep our quality consistent (if mediocre), we've farmed the creation of these shows out to a network of corporate subsidiaries.

Episode 38: Felix the Cat

May 25th, 2014 | 26 mins 16 secs

Come with us to a time before sound, when dancing cats were no longer condemned as signs of witchcraft, even though they carried bags of tricks. To a time where Kole, unstuck in time, actually liked Felix the Cat at a young age.

Episode 37: Superman 64

May 18th, 2014 | 31 mins 2 secs

Faster than a frightened cockroach. More powerful than my aversion to the sun. Able to disappoint your parents in a single loan. It's Superman 64!

Episode 36: Horse Isle - The Secret Land of Horses

May 11th, 2014 | 36 mins 35 secs

Jenni from Video Games Taco joins us to answer the most pressing question of our time: "Is horses like cars but with meat?"

Episode 35: Samurai Ghost

April 27th, 2014 | 35 mins 37 secs

It’s strange but true, but customs that we attribute to a given locale often have shared roots. For example, did you know that seppuku and pumpkin carving come from the same, misguided place? Listen to the end to find out!

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