Abject Suffering

517: Outlaw Golf

August 7th, 2023  |  32 mins 28 secs

This is actually really tame. What law did they break exactly?

516: King’s Quest 8: The Mask of Eternity

July 31st, 2023  |  33 mins 59 secs

A sequel made for literally nobody, in an attempt to make a game for everybody.

515: Van Helsing

July 24th, 2023  |  39 mins 21 secs

Van Helsing is actually the doctor. The character is Van Helsing's monster.

514: Shadow Blasters

July 17th, 2023  |  37 mins 55 secs

I'm pretty sure I ate Shadow Blasters on Saturday mornings as a kid

513: RLH: Run Like Hell

July 10th, 2023  |  41 mins 4 secs

Personally, I'm not really sure how, exactly, Hell runs.

512: Monkey Magic

July 3rd, 2023  |  41 mins 23 secs

Despite it's original and unique title, you have heard the story of this game before.

511: Mad Donna

June 26th, 2023  |  37 mins 48 secs

Game Introduction

Finish one labyrinth and you will be rewarded with a picture of the top half of a woman. Complete two labyrinths to be able to view the entire picture which is approximately 2.5 times larger than the screen. Move the joystick up and down to pan across the image. The game has 15 pictures and a total of 30 stages.

510: Poinie's Poin

June 19th, 2023  |  34 mins 41 secs

Not a typo.

509: Umbrella Corps.

June 12th, 2023  |  33 mins 53 secs

Gary and Kole review delicious, entirely edible Uncrustables.

508: Ed Edd 'n Eddy: The MisEdventures (PS2)

June 5th, 2023  |  42 mins 7 secs

It's Edcruciating.

507: Muscle Giants

May 29th, 2023  |  34 mins 36 secs

Okay, but imagine more muscles. More. MORE, DAMN YOU!

506: Wild 9

May 22nd, 2023  |  37 mins 18 secs

Please do not listen before listening to Wild 1-5, and 7-8. You can skip 6 and 0.