Abject Suffering

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

828 episodes of Abject Suffering since the first episode, which aired on January 9th, 2013.

  • Episode 168: Mega Man 3: The Robots Are Revolting

    November 21st, 2016  |  48 mins 42 secs

    Hi, I'm Maga Morn and I'm here to beat the Robert Masters.

  • Episode 167: Iron & Blood: Warriors of Ravenloft

    November 14th, 2016  |  39 mins 2 secs

    Inside the case, you find an object so cursed that even Strahd would object to its existence. A dim mist descends.... You are now in Ravenloft.

  • Episode 166: Crazy Frog Racing 2

    November 7th, 2016  |  42 mins 48 secs

    Europe was a mistake.

  • Episode 165: NotGTAV

    October 31st, 2016  |  50 mins 55 secs

    Slight discussion of a super British anti-game quickly gives way to an anxious therapy session about the 2016 US election. You've been forewarned!

  • Episode 164: Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    October 24th, 2016  |  49 mins 17 secs

    We recorded this one in case of emergency, since our great godfather died on Columbus Day

  • Episode 163: Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme

    October 17th, 2016  |  50 mins 57 secs

    Gotta say this will be a weird one, Syrg. It's a dicey thing to talk about, hopefully we treat the subject matter with a respect that is completely lacking in the original product.

  • Episode 162: Fun 'n' Games

    October 10th, 2016  |  43 mins 43 secs

    Prepare for a game that's better than Mario Paint, if your metric for quality is "number of animal sounds available for music composition".

  • Episode 161: Pesterminator: The Western Exterminator

    October 3rd, 2016  |  39 mins 27 secs

    From behind you, you hear a wheezing rasp. Before you can turn, you feel the rush of air. You know he's standing there, wagging both his finger and his hammer. As though to confirm the inevitable, you make the last movement you'll ever make. You wheel around. It's Kernel Kleanup. You've been deemed inpure. Oblivion awaits.

  • Exquisite Suffering 14: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

    October 1st, 2016  |  55 mins 37 secs
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    50's parents were killed by a helicopter decorated like the Joker.

  • Episode 160: Aero the Acro-bat

    September 26th, 2016  |  31 mins 57 secs

    It's an also-ran on the level of Sparkster and Bubsy, an attempt to cash in on the mascot craze with the ugliest hero imaginable. It's Aero, the Acrobatic Bat.

  • Episode 159: Animaniacs: Lights, Camera, Action!

    September 19th, 2016  |  38 mins 41 secs

    This raffle-winner episode about a terrible, outdated isometric collectathon comes with a SEVERE content warning for the last third of the episode... specifically for people who get squeamish about eye stuff.

  • Episode 158: The Ooze

    September 12th, 2016  |  31 mins 32 secs

    The ultimate lesson of this tech-demo stretched to full game is "be yourself."