Abject Suffering

Episode 105: The Zoo Race

September 7th, 2015 | 39 mins 48 secs

Welcome to the series finale of Abject Suffering, because we'll never find anything better than this. Pack it up and turn out the lights, Cheers-style.

Episode 104: Barney's Hide and Seek Game

August 31st, 2015 | 45 mins 26 secs

Come out, come out, wherever you are. Barney loves you. Barney wants to find you. Barney wants to kiss you forever.

Episode 103: Zombie Nation

August 24th, 2015 | 36 mins 43 secs

What's the most patriotic thing to do with your own dead body? The answer may surprise you.

Episode 102: Legend

August 17th, 2015 | 33 mins 25 secs

Scientists toiled for years to create a game whose title is invisible to modern search engines. This is the fruit of their labor.

Episode 101: The Karate Kid

August 10th, 2015 | 38 mins 18 secs

Listen in to hear two sad adults talk about how their adolescence was shaped by a fascination with violence.

It's the 100th episode, so it only makes sense that we talk about Action 52. Numerlogically, of course. Let's consider the rippling chests of the Cheetahmen, while we record live in front of our most loyal Patreon backers.

Episode 99: Bert's Dinosaurs

July 27th, 2015 | 29 mins 36 secs

This paint program inspired us to talk about the depraved life of Mr. Ed as a depraved BDSM sub, and we add another to the ranks of Friends of Abject Suffering.

Episode 98: Illbleed

July 20th, 2015 | 38 mins 36 secs

It's a redemption the likes of which can only be delivered on Abject Suffering, as we find goodness within a maligned classic and gather enemies along the way.

Episode 97: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

July 13th, 2015 | 49 mins 53 secs

Allison Baker joins us to talk about one of the most infamous NES games of all time. Also, we introduce a fun new character.

Episode 96: King's Quest V

July 6th, 2015 | 37 mins 8 secs

It's a classic Abject Suffering switcharoo as we talk a little bit about King's Quest V for the NES, and then pivot to talk about Buffo the Clown.

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