Exquisite Suffering 113: Cliffhanger

There are many implausible things about the movie Cliffhanger. First and foremost, we're to accept John Lithgow as a villain. Second, is everything else. The Cliffhanger game, unfortunately, is an uninspired brawler/platformer in the vein of Double Dragon. And we didn't even play the version that has you, apparently, snowboarding on a corpse.