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About the show
This is a podcast that's nominally about bad games. In reality, it's about the horror of daily life, GameFAQs Gold, strange combatants in the battle of Good vs. Evil, and a singular patriarch known only as Crick. Every Monday, Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross choose a game at random from the titles submitted by listeners, play it, and venture off on a freeform discussion that winds between the topic at hand, and the absurd.
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498: Bio F.R.E.A.K.S.
March 27th, 2023 | 33 mins 10 secs
To maintain order, the Secret Games Commission (SGC) is formed to organize tournaments deciding which organization gets to control all of Neo-Amerika, leading to the creation of Biological Flying Robotic Enhanced Armored Killing Synthoids (Bio F.R.E.A.K.S.) serving as the champions for each participating organization.
497: Lawnmower Game: Zombie
March 20th, 2023 | 38 mins 36 secs
Comedy Podcast: Games.
496: Purple Saturn Day
March 13th, 2023 | 39 mins 45 secs
I've never heard of this holiday before.
495: Hell's Kitchen
March 6th, 2023 | 32 mins 47 secs
This episode is fuckin' RAW!
494: Heir of Zendor
February 27th, 2023 | 40 mins 23 secs
It turns out "Zendor" is what your grand uncle called "debt".
What I'm saying is you just inherited a lot debt.
493: KRUM: Edge of Darkness
February 20th, 2023 | 32 mins 29 secs
Now, KRUM I can get into.
492: Strange Flesh
February 13th, 2023 | 36 mins 8 secs
Wine, sodomy and the lash. Or something like that I'm assuming.
491: Litil Divil
February 6th, 2023 | 37 mins 9 secs
Oi govn'r, it's rite time for a Divil, it is.
490: Blob Wars: Metal Blob Solid
January 30th, 2023 | 45 mins 58 secs
No, we have no idea why they named is Metal Blob Solid. It's basically a trap.
489: Wacky World of Miniature Golf
January 23rd, 2023 | 35 mins 57 secs
Nobody knows why, but people in the 90s thought if golf video games had comedians in them, maybe that would connect with the kids?
488: Bionic Commando (2009)
January 16th, 2023 | 40 mins 47 secs
It's got that swing but don't mean a thing.
January 9th, 2023 | 35 mins 51 secs
Tootinis is a game that feels like a student project that ended up getting a little money behind it. Very little money, mind you. So we're fully in "Please Be Cool" mode because all these people did was make a weird kids' game with baffling characters and a very funny intro.